May 2012
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So on the mobile Tumblr, if you send yourself an...
I can uh see that. I see your user instead of the anon user.
It’s a bit awkward.
Just FYI.
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Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
The UK: Did you say old man?
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I see you Norway, thugging it up.
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Iceland this is kind of epic.
Also violin. That is all.
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They're cute old ladies.
Oh my what.
It’s actually really catchy.
The smallest one is the cutest.
BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH COOKIES TO SHARE.
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You work that wind, Bosnia.
Werk it gurl.
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Albania looks like an Evil Disney witch with the...
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These are very dramatic camera zooms.
WOAH LITHUANIA WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
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Albania is that hair or...
Okay more screaming okay um headphones hurt ouch
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Hungary's song is pretty catchy.
Is love a theme?
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Luuvv comes once guise. If you're lucky enuff.
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Learning a lot about Azerbaijan. Wasn't aware of...
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Liveblogging Eurovision
Fair warning.
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So I've reached that stage of packing where...
I just go, “yes this is clothing,” and throw it in the bag.
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cysquatchdaddy replied to your post: My 12th grade Lit teacher gave us a summer assignment yeah?
mother i think i can help Is this it? inwardboundpoetry.blogs…
!!! It looks like it!!
Bless your face my son. You bring honor to this family.
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My 12th grade Lit teacher gave us a summer...
And she required us to read the one poem that is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO FIND ON A POETRY ARCHIVE.
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This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is...
batcows:
jamanddogtags:
#THIS ISN’T FUCKING FRIENDLY
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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Babies whoever wrote your first album was...
And Christ, thank god for that.
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Lets Get Ugly by the Wanted
BUT WHY.
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I should probably feel bad for eating half of the...
But to be fair, it was in the pantry, which means it’s open season. soooooo
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Being asexual instead of sexual is like being left-handed instead of...
– http://www.asexuality.org/home/node/21
I love this quote so much, and I think it’s applicable to much more than just asexuality.
(via nerdfightersdftba)
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What?
Wait.
Wait.
WAIT.
OH MY GOD.
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iwillbeyourgoal:
WHY BAND???
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badcgijosh:
Sext: You look into my eyes as my mouth stretches open. Lovingly, I begin to spew an endless dark black cloud of live hornets
Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!
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good viking boys know to bear houses
YOU MOCK RUPERT THE SEA PENIS-CUMBER
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YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO FOCUS YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE A PRIEST
mostly because you’re walking kind of funny and singing birthday sex under your breath again
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